So I've seen a few movies here and there and I decided to put my opinions of them up on the internet. It's a novel concept, I know, but I'll try not to brag about it too much.

Top 10 Films of 2007
Top 10 Films of 2006
Top 10 Films of 2005
Top 10 Films of 2004

Worst 5 Films of 2007
Worst 5 Films of 2006
Worst 5 Films of 2005

4 Months, 3 Weeks, and 2 Days
300
3:10 to Yuma
10,000 B.C.

Across the Universe
The Adventures of Baron Munchausen
Alpha Dog
American Gangster
American Splendor
American Teen
Apocalypto
Arctic Tale
The Aristocrats
The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
The Astronaut Farmer
Atonement

Baby Mama
Bad News Bears (2005)
Balls of Fury
Batman Begins
Be Kind Rewind
Bee Movie
Before the Devil Knows You're Dead
Beowulf
Big Fish
Black Book
Blades of Glory
Borat! Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
The Bourne Ultimatum
Bowfinger
Breach
Brick
Brokeback Mountain

Casino Royale
Cassandra's Dream
Catch and Release
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Charlie Bartlett
Charlie Wilson's War
Chicago
Children of Men
Choke
Clerks II
Cloverfield
Curse of the Golden Flower

Dan in Real Life
Daredevil
The Darjeeling Limited
The Dark Knight
Deck the Halls
Definitely, Maybe
Deliver Us From Evil
The Devil Wears Prada
Disturbia
The Diving Bell and the Butterfly
Drillbit Taylor

Eastern Promises
Elizabeth: The Golden Age
Enchanted
Eragon

Fahrenheit 9/11
Fantastic 4
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
Fast Food Nation
Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within
Flawless
The Foot Fist Way
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
The Fountain
Fred Claus
Funny Games (2008)

Gangs of New York
Get Smart
Ghost Rider
The Golden Compass
Gone Baby Gone
The Good Shepherd
Grindhouse
Grizzly Man

Harsh Times
Hairspray (2007)
Hancock
Hannibal Rising
Harold & Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
The Heartbreak Kid (2007)
Hellboy
Hellboy II: The Golden Army
Hero
Hitman
The Hoax
The Host
Hostel
Hot Fuzz
Hot Rod
The Hunting Party

I Am Legend
I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry
I Think I Love My Wife
Idiocracy
I'm Not There
The Incredible Hulk
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Inside Man
In The Valley of Elah
Into the Wild
The Invasion
Iron Man
The Island

Juno

Kill Bill: Vol. 2
The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters
The Kingdom
Kinsey
Knocked Up

The Ladykillers (2004)
Lars and the Real Girl
Leatherheads
License to Wed
Lions for Lambs
Little Miss Sunshine
Live Free or Die Hard
The Lookout
Lost In Translation
Lucky You
Lust, Caution

Man on Fire
The Matrix Revolutions
Michael Clayton
A Mighty Heart
Millions
Miracle
Mission Impossible III
The Mist
Mr. 3000
Mr. Brooks
Mr. Woodcock
Music and Lyrics
My Blueberry Nights
Mystic River

The Nanny Diaries
National Treasure: Book of Secrets
The Nines
No Country for Old Men
No End in Sight
Notes on a Scandal

Ocean's Thirteen
Oldboy
Once
Once Upon a Time in Mexico
Over Her Dead Body

The Painted Veil
Pan's Labyrinth
Persepolis
Phone Booth
The Pianist
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
The Prestige
Pride
The Pursuit of Happyness

Rambo
Ratatouille
Red Eye
Redbelt
Rendition
Reno 911!: Miami
Rescue Dawn
Resurrecting The Champ
Run Fatboy Run
Rush Hour 3

Scary Movie 3
The School of Rock
Severance
Shall We Dance?
Shaun of the Dead
Shine A Light
Shoot 'Em Up
Shooter
Shrek the Third
Sicko
The Signal
The Simpsons Movie
Sleuth (2007)
Smart People
Smokin' Aces
Son of Rambow
Speed Racer
Spider-Man 3
Stardust
Stop-Loss
The Strangers
Stranger Than Fiction
Sunshine
Superbad
Superman Returns
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

Talk To Me
Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny
There Will Be Blood
TMNT
Transformers

Vince Vaughn's Wild West Comedy Show

Waitress
Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story
Wall-E
Wanted
We Own the Night
Where in the World Is Osama Bin Laden?

Year of the Dog
Youth Without Youth

Zodiac

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