 So I've seen a few movies here and there and I decided to put my opinions of them up on the internet. It's a novel concept, I know, but I'll try not to brag about it too much.
Top 10 Films of 2008
Top 10 Films of 2007
Top 10 Films of 2006
Top 10 Films of 2005
Top 10 Films of 2004
Worst 5 Films of 2008
Worst 5 Films of 2007
Worst 5 Films of 2006
Worst 5 Films of 2005
3:10 to Yuma
4 Months, 3 Weeks, and 2 Days
9
300
(500) Days of Summer
10,000 B.C.
Across the Universe
Adventureland
The Adventures of Baron Munchausen
Alpha Dog
American Gangster
American Splendor
American Teen
Angels & Demons
Anvil! The Story of Anvil
Apocalypto
Appaloosa
Arctic Tale
The Aristocrats
The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
The Astronaut Farmer
Atonement
Australia
Away We Go
Baby Mama
Bad News Bears (2005)
Balls of Fury
Batman Begins
Be Kind Rewind
Bee Movie
Before the Devil Knows You're Dead
Beowulf
Big Fish
Black Book
Blades of Glory
Blindness
Bolt
Borat! Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
The Bourne Ultimatum
Bowfinger
Breach
Brick
Bride Wars
Brokeback Mountain
The Brothers Bloom
Brüno
Burn After Reading
Casino Royale
Cassandra's Dream
Catch and Release
Changeling
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Charlie Bartlett
Charlie Wilson's War
Chéri
Chicago
Children of Men
Choke
City of Ember
Clerks II
Cloverfield
Confessions of a Shopaholic
Coraline
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Curse of the Golden Flower
Dan in Real Life
Daredevil
The Darjeeling Limited
The Dark Knight
The Day the Earth Stood Still
Deck the Halls
Defiance
Definitely, Maybe
Deliver Us From Evil
The Devil Wears Prada
District 9
Disturbia
The Diving Bell and the Butterfly
Dont Look Back
Doubt
Drag Me to Hell
Drillbit Taylor
Duplicity
Eagle Eye
Eastern Promises
Elizabeth: The Golden Age
Enchanted
Eragon
Every Little Step
The Express
Extract
Fahrenheit 9/11
Fanboys
Fantastic 4
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
Fast & Furious
Fast Food Nation
Fighting
Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within
Flash of Genius
Flawless
The Foot Fist Way
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
The Fountain
Fred Claus
Friday the 13th (2009)
Frost/Nixon
Funny Games (2008)
Galaxy Quest
Gangs of New York
Get Smart
Ghost Rider
Ghost Town
The Golden Compass
Gone Baby Gone
The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard
The Good Shepherd
Gran Torino
The Great Buck Howard
Grindhouse
Grizzly Man
Harsh Times
Hairspray (2007)
Hancock
The Hangover
Hannibal Rising
Harold & Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
He's Just Not That Into You
The Heartbreak Kid (2007)
Hellboy
Hellboy II: The Golden Army
Hero
Hitman
The Hoax
The Host
Hostel
Hot Fuzz
Hot Rod
The Hunting Party
The Hurt Locker
I'm Not There
I Am Legend
I Love You, Beth Cooper
I Love You, Man
I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry
I Think I Love My Wife
Idiocracy
The Incredible Hulk
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
The Informant!
The Informers
Inglourious Basterds
Inkheart
Inside Man
In The Valley of Elah
Into the Wild
The Invasion
Iron Man
The Island
Jennifer's Body
Juno
Kill Bill: Vol. 2
The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters
The Kingdom
Kinsey
Knocked Up
Knowing
The Ladykillers (2004)
Land of the Lost
Lars and the Real Girl
Last Chance Harvey
The Last House on the Left (2009)
Leatherheads
Let The Right One In
License to Wed
Lions for Lambs
Little Miss Sunshine
Live Free or Die Hard
The Lookout
Lost In Translation
Lucky You
Lust, Caution
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
Man on Fire
The Matrix Revolutions
Max Payne
The Merry Gentleman
Michael Clayton
A Mighty Heart
Millions
Milk
Miracle
Miss March
Mission: Impossible III
The Mist
Moon
Mr. 3000
Mr. Brooks
Mr. Woodcock
Music and Lyrics
My Blueberry Nights
Mystic River
The Nanny Diaries
National Treasure: Book of Secrets
Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithonian
The Nines
No Country for Old Men
No End in Sight
Notes on a Scandal
Notorious
Ocean's Thirteen
Oldboy
Once
Once Upon a Time in Mexico
Outlander
Over Her Dead Body
The Painted Veil
Pan's Labyrinth
Persepolis
Phone Booth
The Pianist
Pineapple Express
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
Post Grad
The Prestige
Pride
Pride and Glory
The Proposal
Public Enemies
Punisher: War Zone
The Pursuit of Happyness
Push
Quantum of Solace
Race to Witch Mountain
Rachel Getting Married
Rambo
Ratatouille
The Reader
Red Eye
Redbelt
Religulous
Rendition
Reno 911!: Miami
Rescue Dawn
Resurrecting The Champ
Revolutionary Road
The Rocker
RocknRolla
Role Models
Rudo y Cursi
Run Fatboy Run
Rush Hour 3
Scary Movie 3
The School of Rock
Severance
Shall We Dance?
Shaun of the Dead
Shine A Light
Shoot 'Em Up
Shooter
Shrek the Third
Sicko
The Signal
The Simpsons Movie
Sleuth (2007)
Slumdog Millionaire
Smart People
Smokin' Aces
The Soloist
Son of Rambow
Speed Racer
Spider-Man 3
The Spirit
Star Trek
Stardust
State of Play
Step Brothers
Stop-Loss
The Strangers
Stranger Than Fiction
Sunshine
Sunshine Cleaning
Superbad
Superman Returns
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
Synecdoche, New York
Taken
The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3
Talk To Me
Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny
Terminator Salvation
There Will Be Blood
Timecrimes
TMNT
Towelhead
Transformers
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Tropic Thunder
Twilight
Tyson
Up
Valkyrie
Vince Vaughn's Wild West Comedy Show
The Wackness
Waitress
Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story
WALL-E
Waltz with Bashir
Wanted
Watchmen
We Own the Night
Whatever Works
Where in the World Is Osama Bin Laden?
The Wrestler
X-Men Origins: Wolverine
Year of the Dog
Year One
Yes Man
Youth Without Youth
Zack and Miri Make a Porno
Zodiac
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