Best Hobo Names
In his book, The Areas of My Expertise, John Hodgman (if that name sounds familiar, he’s a correspondent for The Daily Show and he’s the PC in the “I’m a Mac” commercials) lists 700 hobo names. Here are my favorites:
Hobo Zero
Peter Ox-Hands
Slow Motion Jones
Prostate Davey
Huckle Smothered
Doc Aquatic
Thundertwine
Extra-Skin Dave
Honey-Bunches of Donald
Thermos H. Christ
Half-Albino Alejandro
Taxachusettes Glenn
Colin, That Cheerful Fuck
Mister Torso, the Legless Wonder
Unconditional Gavin
Ned Gravelshirt
Magnetized James
Harry Coughblood
