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5 Important Things I Learned Tonight at the Conan Show

1.  If you’re planning to take a lot of pictures with your digital camera, make sure the fucking camera battery is charged.

2. If you’re going to shell out cash for a live show, do it up right, and don’t cheap out for a seat that’s so far to the side that you’re cheating yourself out of a better show.  Also, go for the inside aisle seat.

3. I can’t understand people who leave a few minutes before the show is over because they’re trying to beat the traffic.  They want to pay the premium ticket price for a live show because they love the person they’re going to see, but not as much as they love to beat the traffic.

4. I kind of already knew this, but the Fox Theatre has the worst fucking acoustics.  I don’t give a shit if it is an Atlanta landmark.  If you’re a place that gives live performances, and large percentage of what you hear sounds muffled, then you’re a shitty theatre.

5. Don’t go to a show by yourself.  If you can’t find someone when you’re about to buy a ticket, just buy two, and figure out the friend thing later.  Worse comes to worst, you can sell it on Craigslist.

I had a good time tonight, but I would have a had a better time had I known these lessons beforehand.

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