Did I Just Become Credible?

/Film included a snippet of my Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull review alongside a snippet of Roger Ebert’s review of the film. I know it’s more Collider than me, but I need to remember to wake up every morning and thank Steve Weintraub for hiring me.

Monday, May 19th, 2008 criticism, movies

2 Comments to Did I Just Become Credible?

Taylor Mathis
May 20, 2008

No, you’re not credible, yet. Sorry to break it to you like this, but the Roger Ebert they quoted in that column was a hobo on the street, who, coincidentally, had the same name as a rather famous media figure. Also, they mis-linked some of the other quotes; what you saw as “CHUD.com” references were really meant to link to “CHUB.com,” a site that combines gay porn, intentionally falsified movie reviews, and recipes that sound delicious but actually include ingredients that, when combined, turn poisonous. Odd combination, I know, but it’s true. I hope I didn’t burst your bubble. Still, I guess that’s a good crowd to be included in… I did like that Keith Olberman clip, but he shouldn’t be so mean to the President. It’s not his fault he’s a monkey wearing a human mask.