A World Without Honey Smacks
Specific food cravings suck. You only want one kind of food, you want it now, and nothing else will suffice. Such has been the case of the last couple weeks with me and Kellogg’s Honey Smacks. I’ve been to a Kroger, a Publix, and a Target, and nowhere is the delicious cereal of my youth to be found. It’s as if it never existed. It’s kind of creepy, actually. All the rest are there: Trix, Froot Loops, Corn Pops (if Corn Pops disappeared, I would freak the fuck out), and even sugar cereals I dared not brave, like Cocoa Puffs and Chocolate-Frosted Sugar with Marshmallows. But nowhere was my desired Honey Smacks.
Should the Cereal Gods deign to bring back Dig’Em the Frog and his delicious breakfast nourishment, I promise I will stop crossing out “Honey” and writing “Bitch” whenever I see a box on my supermarket’s shelf.
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