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The following is a video of a young man beating DragonForce’s “Through the Fire and the Flames” on Expert in Guitar Hero III:

There are some funny things about this video:

1.) I see a bunch of dudes in what’s clearly a dorm room. Way too many guys to be populating a tiny dorm room at one time.

2.) The guy playing the song smashes on the strum button like it’s freaking teletype.

3.) I see too many backward ballcaps (More than zero is too many unless it’s during a baseball game or post-game celebration).

4.) At around 6:40, these guys start holding hands.

5.) At around 7:16, one of the guys exclaims “Jesus Christ!” and it sounds like when Mr. Slave says it on South Park.

6.) Their school is Dallas Baptist University so they’re all going to hell, not just for the hand-holding, but for playing and worshiping Satan’s music.

This kind of behavior can only lead to Bro Rape.

Tags: humor, videogames //