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Reviews: Now With Intrigue!

I’ve decided to add a little taste of the reviews by putting the number score next to the title of the film. You’ll be wondering: why did it get this score? I must read and find out! But after you finish thinking that, you’ll realize you have better things to do with your time and click to find out what’s up with some starlet’s vagina.

Across the Universe (2.5 out of 10)
Dan in Real Life (7.8 out of 10)
Eastern Promises (8.6 out of 10)
Elizabeth: The Golden Age (6.5 out of 10)
Gone Baby Gone (9.5 out of 10)
The Heartbreak Kid (1.7 out of 10)
Into the Wild (9.6 out of 10)
Lust, Caution (8.9 out of 10)
Michael Clayton (8.8 out of 10)
Mr. Woodcock (2.7 out of 10)
Rendition (5.4 out of 10)
We Own the Night (4.5 out of 10)

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