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So apparently NASA, a legion of rocket-scientists, need OUR help with creating a new slogan because apparently, just because something ain’t rocket science, doesn’t mean they can solve it on their own. I can’t believe the guys who put a man on the moon need to turn to the same audience as the producers of Transformers in order to appeal to the masses (because as you know, every single person who was working at NASA in 1969, is still working there today; they’ve evolved beyond age but they won’t tell us how…nerdy bastards).

So far, the top slogans are “All Your Space Are Belong To Us” and “NASA: Billions of Dollars Spent and Still No Death Star,” (to which I would ad, “That We Know Of,”)

So far the best I’ve come up with is “NASA: Fuck Yeah!”

I can’t believe I haven’t become more successful as a writer.

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