If I Had Money…Part 1 of MANY

I find all sorts of cool stuff on the Interwebs. For instance, yesterday, I discovered a great charity auction on Kotaku which would not only give money to support the cause of safe teen dating, but would give me the coolest hat known to man. And I’m not even a “hat-person”. Unfortunately, I do not have $160.00, which I believe is what it would take to outbid the current high bidder.

But in my searches today, I found yet another must-buy bit of apparel. Actually, I found several.

First, 80sTees has a great selection of Oregon Trail shirts. My favorite (and it’s tough to choose), is this one:


Of course, I’m also a huge Nintendo fan and this shirt appeals to me:


And with a shirt like this, giant blocks with question marks would be just about the only thing I’d be hitting. However, the blocks do dispense money and vegetables and flowers, so they have their advantages.

Finally, while these two outfits do not appeal to me, if your sex life has gone stale and you like-a the Nintendo, you may want to invest in these:

The stuff I want costs $200, plus taxes, shipping, and handling. The costumes you want for your sexy-time cost $100 and a little bit of dignity.

Sunday, April 22nd, 2007 brilliant, humor, stupid

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