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In my daily work at Gamestop, I sometimes come across odd titles. These are games that fly under the radar of Big Gaming and their publications. However, I don’t see how anyone could have missed this game seeing as there’s bound to be a story about someone had their eye knocked out by a tit.

So I haven’t played Magna Carta but based on the front and back cover art, I will now make the following deductions:

1.) This game has little to do with the famous historical document of 1215.
2.) You play as breasts. Not with breasts, mind you. As breasts. As you gain experience points, you get bigger, more bountiful, and as you get weaker, you droop and can only be healed with silicone.
3.) Alternative title was Tits! The Game!

Tags: humor, videogames //