In his book, The Areas of My Expertise, John Hodgman (if that name sounds familiar, he’s a correspondent for The Daily Show and he’s the PC in the “I’m a Mac” commercials) lists 700 hobo names. Here are my favorites:
Hobo Zero Peter Ox-Hands Slow Motion Jones Prostate Davey Huckle Smothered Doc Aquatic Thundertwine Extra-Skin Dave Honey-Bunches of Donald Thermos H. Christ Half-Albino Alejandro Taxachusettes Glenn Colin, That Cheerful Fuck Mister Torso, the Legless Wonder Unconditional Gavin Ned Gravelshirt Magnetized James Harry Coughblood